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  • And we continue from the previous discussion with the news that Nick may have lost his virgnity to a hooker after drinking Japanese alcohol.

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    • ElectricFire 169 wrote:
      And we continue from the previous discussion with the news that Nick may have lost his virgnity to a hooker after drinking Japanese alcohol.

      I didn't ever ask anyone what happened, but my friends did fill me in a bit unsolicited. Some of them knew who the girl was, but didn't know her. Her name is Katie and she goes to the local high school. They also confirmed my fear that she wasn't a prostitute. You'd think that I would have been glad to find out she wasn't a hooker, but I should clarify, when I said that I made money and therefore traded goods and/or services, I meant that I was afraid might have been the hooker in that situation. And when I say there was a possibility the sex might have been one way, I mean I think I was the one giving, but not receiving.

      One funny thing, though, is when they told me she wasn't a hooker, I almost said, "That makes sense. It would be illegal for a girl that young to be a prostitute," but then I remembered that prostitution is in fact always illegal. Except in Nevada... for some reason.

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    • I decided to make you all homemade Valentine's Day cards. If I'm being honest, I had already drawn this one, but I only came up with this idea a couple minutes ago and I wanted something that I could give you all today. I know I'm a crappy artist, but I'm trying my best. It might be a while before I get each of yours posted because, well, these things take time. I'll probably be doing Emily's last, but it is also going to be the most detailed. Sorry, A.J. and Jack. I don't love you two less than Emily, I just love you differently than her. And probably less. (that's a joke [mostly {I definitely don't love you two much less than her (probably)}]) Tell me if you have any suggestions. Since Jack has been out for a while and therefore is the least likely to send in a suggestion, I'll do his first.
      Valentine Card to A.J.
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    • Damn yall, Nick is the next Van Gogh. Happy valentines day everyone.

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    • My mum fell yesterday and broke her wrist. She's in a cast now.

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    • ElectricFire 169 wrote:
      My mum fell yesterday and broke her wrist. She's in a cast now.

      Oh, that's sad. How did she fall?

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    • Theglem4 wrote:

      ElectricFire 169 wrote:
      My mum fell yesterday and broke her wrist. She's in a cast now.

      Oh, that's sad. How did she fall?

      Slipped on moss outside a multi-storey a car park.

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    • Moss? Why is moss there?! What negligence! I would have a word with the manager and/or owner of the car park.

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    • Oh, the sweet nectar of victory!!! Man, it took like five minutes for me to get the top off of that apple juice jug.

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    • Apple juice is bomb yo

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    • Thanks for the sympathy guys, much appreciated.

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    • Do you imagine me as a high or low energy kind of person?

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    • That was sarcasm btw. I'm actually a bit upset that nobody is concerned about my mother's wellbeing given that she has lost the use of her left hand for the foreseeable future.

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    • ElectricFire 169 wrote:
      That was sarcasm btw. I'm actually a bit upset that nobody is concerned about my mother's wellbeing given that she has lost the use of her left hand for the foreseeable future.

      To be fair, I was concerned, but that might not have shown through my writing. I guess I wasn't as concerned as I should have been, though. The people around me break their wrists all the time (it's almost comical how often people I know break their wrists), so I didn't think of it as a big deal. I now realize that I was mistaken and I am truly sorry. I realize also that I forgot to ask if she was okay, which I also feel bad about. I hope you can forgive me. Is she at least right-handed?

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    • Thank you Nick, it's alright, I was just quite emotional at the time. Yes, she is right-handed and she seems to be doing quite well. Thanks for asking :)

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    • I'm feeling a little insecure right now.

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    • Why? You've got sunglasses.

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    • ElectricFire 169 wrote:
      Why? You've got sunglasses.

      I assume you're referring to the picture of me before? I really need a more up-to-date one.

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    • Well, why are you feeling insecure?

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    • ElectricFire 169 wrote:
      Well, why are you feeling insecure?

      I don't know. I have small feet, my jaw is naturally positioned in a way that I have a double-chin no matter what, I'm short, I have stupid hair. Stuff like that.

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    • Yeah? Well I got big feet, stupider hair, I'm too tall, I got a misaligned front row, I got ADHD like you wouldn't believe, and I got more allergies and conditions than Alsn Dean Foster has named planets in the old Star Wars EU.

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    • ElectricFire 169 wrote:
      Yeah? Well I got big feet, stupider hair, I'm too tall, I got a misaligned front row, I got ADHD like you wouldn't believe, and I got more allergies and conditions than Alsn Dean Foster has named planets in the old Star Wars EU.

      But being short and having small feet are naturally unappealing because being tall is an evolutionary advantage and, well, you know what people say about guys who have big feet? Big hands.

      Also, for the hair, proof or it didn't happen.

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    • Hair
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    • ElectricFire 169 wrote:
      Hair

      What? You're a handsome guy! I like your hair. That's what my hair looks like when I put time and effort into it and I think it looks good.

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    • I'm way more proud of this than I probably should be. I don't even know why I find it so funny.
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    • I'm playing Dark Souls for the first time and I was going into bosses like "I got this" when I was totally unprepared and died over and over and over and over. I finally caught on and I prepared for once. It was a weird feeling going from "I'm going to spend half an hour trying to fight, then I'm going to regroup and prepare a little and then spend another half hour trying to fight and still fail and prepare more and rinse and repeat until I get lucky and beat them" to "Oh, hey, look at that. I beat her first try." To be fair, I spent a LONG time preparing and I found an reliable way to quickly level up, but I still think I'm finally getting actually decent at the game. The game is all about rhythm in a way and I didn't get caught off-guard at all (and I didn't have any clue what the boss was going to be like other than she was weak to magic). Now that I've said that, though, I know I'm going to start getting railed again.

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    • You know something? Jack could be a massive jerk to people when he wanted to be.

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    • I found out that auditions for the Spring show are next Thursday. Fortunately, I found the perfect passage pretty quickly, but I'm really nervous.

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    • Ugh, I'm so not photogenic. I swear I look so much better in real life.
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    • Theglem4 wrote:
      Ugh, I'm so not photogenic. I swear I look so much better in real life.
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      Nonsense man! You look fine. Maybe a bit older than I remember...

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    • Thanks. The beard probably helps me look older.

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    • You have facial hair too? Dammit, I want that!

      Also, my friend Aleah says she approves your life choices.

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    • ElectricFire 169 wrote:
      You have facial hair too? Dammit, I want that!

      Also, my friend Aleah says she approves your life choices.

      What do you mean?

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    • Theglem4 wrote:

      ElectricFire 169 wrote:
      You have facial hair too? Dammit, I want that!

      Also, my friend Aleah says she approves your life choices.

      What do you mean?

      I showed her a video of you talking about Rhett and Link and she's a big Good Mythical Morning fan.

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    • A video? What video?

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    • A video on your YouTube channel.

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    • I was afraid you were going to say that. I'm so embarassed by that channel, but I don't have the heart to get rid of it.

      I had a train of thought that lead me to something really depressing. I've never friend-zoned anyone, but I've been friend-zoned, therefore I'm on the bottom wrung of the friend-zone. I'm the lowest link of the crush chain... or highest, I guess, if you think of it like the food chain, since no one crushes on me and I only crush on others. When I put it like that, it almost sounds like a good thing. I'm the peacock who never reproduces because his plumage is too plain. I'm the house that is so screwed up that even the fixer-uppers look at it and say, "That's a waste of money." I'm the kid picked last for kickball. I... have run out of metaphors. Point is, I'm going to die alone. 

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    • You know what actually? Screw that! Teenagers think they're four leagues higher then they are. They're all shallow brats who don't know how good they have it. They don't understand that being different is necessarily a bad thing. And, yeah, I'm passionate. And, yeah, I sometimes do over-the-top things to show my affection. Don't come crawling back to me in fifteen years when you realize how boring your husband is and he doesn't make you feel loved and you wish that you could have an interesting conversation and someone would show you some affection! I'll be married to someone who appreciated my sweetness and zeal from the start!

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    • Maybe it'll be an underage New Zealand prostitute.

      XD jk

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    • ElectricFire 169 wrote:
      Maybe it'll be an underage New Zealand prostitute.

      XD jk

      O_O... that is way too specific to not be based on anything.

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    • Theglem4 wrote:

      One funny thing, though, is when they told me she wasn't a hooker, I almost said, "That makes sense. It would be illegal for a girl that young to be a prostitute," but then I remembered that prostitution is in fact always illegal. Except in Nevada... for some reason.

      Dammit I got the place wrong!

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    • Oh, I see now.

      I was training for a basketball tournament tonight and my teammates did not understand team work at all. They never once passed the ball to me. There were a lot of times when they had a choice between passing it to me so I could make a really easy shot and keeping it, forcing them to make a really tough complicated shot. They always chose to go for the shot.

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    • Using E = mc^2 (measuring mass in grams), according to 5 hour energy, the speed of light is about 0.29642634511 hours of energy. To be fair, I couldn't find the mass of five hour energy, so I used the size and assumed it is about as dense as water. To be even fairer, that is completely meaningless and doesn't even make much sense, but I still feel accomplished.

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    • Wow, well done!

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    • I got crew. I are depressed.

      I asked one of the two head ladies if I could be an understudy. Apparently, no one has asked before. She likes the idea and is going to discuss it with the other head woman.

      What's weird is my friend didn't even get a call or anything. They just left him in the dark. He can't even ask them today because there's no school. We're hoping he can be the other understudy.

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    • Anything we can do to help you Nick?

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    • ElectricFire 169 wrote:
      Anything we can do to help you Nick?

      No. I'm alright I guess. Just kind of bummed that I failed.

      Actually, maybe I will take you up on that. I want you guys to compliment me to remind me that I'm not a failure.

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    • I knew the rest of my family was going to be gone for a few hours and I knew about when they would be home, so I decided to play a trick on them. Before they got home, I grabbed some confectioners sugar and put it on the table, then I cut it up with a knife. Next, I grabbed a wide, short straw and put it next to it. Then, I grabbed a syringe and I filled it with honey and put the syringe, a lighter, and a spoon on the counter. For the final touch, I put some of the sugar under my nose and tied a tournicot around my arm. Then, when I heard them unlocking the door, I laid my head on the table like I was passed out.

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    • Theglem4 wrote:
      ElectricFire 169 wrote:
      Anything we can do to help you Nick?
      No. I'm alright I guess. Just kind of bummed that I failed.

      Actually, maybe I will take you up on that. I want you guys to compliment me to remind me that I'm not a failure.

      You, a failure? Perish the thought! You're a really cool cuy!

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    • It only snowed like once all of winter... well, I should say we only had snow really stick once. It was enough to last a few days, but not enough that there were any delays or closings. Then, last Friday, it snowed again. Again, not too bad, but it was weird for the beginning of March. Now, though, there is full on snow storm! It's supposed to be snowing non-stop for a full 24 hours, I think. All in all, there is supposed to be between twelve and twenty inches of snow. You just couldn't go out without a bang, could you, Winter?!

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    • On a French quiz, I had a question that translated to:___ every day after washing.

      A) I shave

      B) I get up

      C) I break my arm

      D) I wake up

      Of all things, why "I break my arm every day after washing?!"

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    • I guess whoever wrote the test know you. XD

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    • I'm having trouble finding a date to Prom. There isn't anyone I'm particularly attached to, so even if someone says they'll go with me, it won't feel like some huge success or give me much hope or anything. I'm only really bothering because, first, I should date around in high school and see what I like in a girl, secondly, I want to go to a real Prom, and thirdly, I really want to have my first kiss before I graduate. I know you might be thinking, "Isn't it a little early to be asking girls to Prom?" Well, one girl says she already has a date to Prom, so appar-freaking-ently not.

      Of course, if it was plausible, I would want to go with Emily, but, you know, distance and she might not have the time to come up here since I don't know if she's still in school. Obviously, I'm not saying in this ideal hypothetical situation she would drive for 10 hours just for a stupid dance. I wish she could visit for a few days to a couple weeks or something. I would drive down to Georgia, but I can't bring Prom with me. I mean, I would skip Prom in order to see her, but the subject is Prom, so... well, whatever.

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    • It's my birthday. NBD ;)

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    • Is it? Oh, happy NBD!

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    • ElectricFire 169 wrote:
      Is it? Oh, happy NBD!

      Thanks! Also, what? NBD stands for no big deal.

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    • I know xD, I thought it'd be funny if I said that.

      Guess not.

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    • ElectricFire 169 wrote:
      I know xD, I thought it'd be funny if I said that.

      Guess not.

      Oh, I get it. That's kind of funny.

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    • Thanksgiving! Also have either of you got Skype?

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    • ElectricFire 169 wrote:
      Thanksgiving! Also have either of you got Skype?

      I do. As for Emily, I don't know, but... well, she's not in a great place right now. She might want to Skype, but she might just want some alone time.

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    • It has suddenly gotten very hot.

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    • Same here. I reckon it's global warming coming into play because it's suddenly summer weather in the springtime.

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    • A couple months ago, I saw on Kisscartoon's home page that there is a movie called "It's Your First Kiss, Charlie Brown." It peaked my interest and I made a point to watch it at some point. I finally got around to seeing it today. You know how Charlie Brown is always talking about how much he's in love "the little red haired girl?" And how, if you're anything like me, you always hope something will force him to finally talk to her or something and something great will happen? Well, this movie (if you can even call it that [it's only twenty-four minutes long]) is a freaking dream come true!

      Also, I decided to look at the Wiki page for "Peanuts Filmography." First, there are A LOT of these 24 minute movies. Second, let me share some of my favorite titles and the impressions I got from them (the titles, not the movies themselves or the descriptions as I have not seen or read them):

      "Charlie Brown's All Stars," in which, I assume, Charlie Brown's baseball team, which has never won a game, makes it to the World Series.

      "He's Your Dog, Charlie Brown," assuming that the "your" would be in italics, in which Charlie Brown's mother makes him take responsibilty and personally reimburse his neighbors for all the damage Snoopy's caused.

      "Play It Again, Charlie Brown," in which Charlie Brown becomes a Jazz pianist.

      "There's No Time for Love, Charlie Brown," "you have to focus on preparing for your future."

      And best of all:

      "Snoopy's Getting Married, Charlie Brown" WHAT?! WHY?! HOW?!... WHAT?! I am determined to hunt this down and see what it is about.

      There are a lot more, but to help keep you from getting bored, I'm going to release only a few at a time.

      Am I funny?

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    • Mostly when you try to be, sometimes when you're not.

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    • ElectricFire 169 wrote:
      Mostly when you try to be, sometimes when you're not.

      Was I funny then?

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    • Theglem4 wrote:
      ElectricFire 169 wrote:
      Mostly when you try to be, sometimes when you're not.
      Was I funny then?

      Not a lot.

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    • Fair enough. I do find it funny that you started with "Kinda, yeah," then made it "No, not really," and finally settled on "Not a lot." I can just imagine your possible thought-process, like, It wasn't really funny, but I'll make it sound like I kind of thought it was funny. Then 17 hours later, you think I should just be honest with him, so he can improve. Then a minute later, Maybe "No, not really" was kind of harsh. I'll make it "Not a lot."

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    • Well in all honesty I wasn't sure what answer you were looking for.

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    • ElectricFire 169 wrote:
      Well in all honesty I wasn't sure what answer you were looking for.

      An honest one, but not too blunt, I suppose.

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    • Theglem4 wrote:
      ElectricFire 169 wrote:
      Well in all honesty I wasn't sure what answer you were looking for.
      An honest one, but not too blunt, I suppose.

      I didn't get it. But then I don't get some kinds of humour sometimes so I'm not a reliable person to ask.

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    • ElectricFire 169 wrote:
      Theglem4 wrote:
      ElectricFire 169 wrote:
      Well in all honesty I wasn't sure what answer you were looking for.
      An honest one, but not too blunt, I suppose.
      I didn't get it. But then I don't get some kinds of humour sometimes so I'm not a reliable person to ask.

      It might have been funnier if I had recorded saying it instead of just having you read it.

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    • Theglem4 wrote:

      ElectricFire 169 wrote:
      Theglem4 wrote:
      ElectricFire 169 wrote:
      Well in all honesty I wasn't sure what answer you were looking for.
      An honest one, but not too blunt, I suppose.
      I didn't get it. But then I don't get some kinds of humour sometimes so I'm not a reliable person to ask.

      It might have been funnier if I had recorded saying it instead of just having you read it.

      Yeah, probably. I think reading through it I definitely missed something.

      Just read it back a second time, and yeah that was pretty funny xD

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    • Thank you.

      Back in January, I was at a dance in Maryland and I met a girl named Lydia who loves to write and we exchanged numbers. By the way, if someone tells you they like to write, tell them you would like to hear more about it and maybe would want to swap notes. It is an amazing excuse to get their contact info! So we've been talking and we have a lot in common. We both love drama, we both are huge nerds, we're awkward in pretty much the same way, we both love Ouran Host Club. We came to the subject of Prom and I wanted different advice, etc. about asking someone to Prom. I realized she maybe thought I was going to ask her, but before I could figure out what to say, she said she was planning on going to Mormon Prom just with a group of friends, partially because she didn't want to feel bad if no one asked her. Then, in so many words, I said "To be clear, I wasn't planning on asking you to Prom. Don't get me wrong, I totally would, but it sounds like you'd rather go stag. But still you don't have to feel bad if no one asks you because I theoretically would have asked you." Somehow, she interpretted that as me actually asking her and she said yes. I was split. On one hand, I specifically didn't ask her. On the other, who freaking cares, I had a freaking date to Prom!

      Anyway, last Saturday, I went to Prom with Lydia in the building I went to church in for the first four or so years of my life. We had a great time! There was one problem, though. I live in York. She lives in Fredrick. The Prom was in Elliot City. That doesn't mean anything to any of you because you aren't from this area, so let me illustrate.
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      I really like her, though. I often ask people, "Do you ever have times where xyz is happening and then uvw happens?" or "Are you ever doing rst and you think opq?" or something like that. People never can relate. But she totally could! She is my number 2 girl I've ever met I think. She lives so far, though, and, though she does seem to like me, doesn't like dating the same guy twice in a row. That would be more survivable if it wasn't only her 3rd date six months she's been allowed to date and if I wasn't moving across the country this summer. Wha'cha gonna do, dough?

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    • Oh, I almost forgot pictures!
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    • One problem I have with Lydia, though, is she dislikes physical contact and, honestly, I've been a snugglebug since the day I was born (don't judge me). When I was a baby, if I wasn't being held, I would not stop crying. If I'm being completely frank with you, I don't think I started sleeping in a bed by myself until I was at least 13. I wish I could hold her in my arms while we watch a movie on the couch already and she had to be prompted by her mother just to give me a goodbye hug.

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    • So what happened?

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    • ElectricFire 169 wrote:
      So what happened?

      What do you mean?

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    • Theglem4 wrote:

      ElectricFire 169 wrote:
      So what happened?

      What do you mean?

      With you and Lydia.

      Also is Emily alright? I haven't heard from her since...

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    • ElectricFire 169 wrote:

      Theglem4 wrote:


      ElectricFire 169 wrote:
      So what happened?
      What do you mean?
      With you and Lydia.

      Also is Emily alright? I haven't heard from her since...

      Nothing.

      I haven't heard from Emily in a month. I'm worried too.

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    • Well, I spent all day working on French, but I've done it. I've finished school. Now I just need to go to the ceremony. I feel weirdly empty inside. I'm not sure if it was from working so hard on such exhausting work for so long straight or because I've basically just finished a chapter in my life and I don't know where things go from here.

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